Hillary Memorial Fundraiser
Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000.00 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money … magnificent to say the least!
I will be contacting you shortly to discuss your donation.
Thank you,
The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
PS: The Committee has raised $32.16 so far. Actually, someone did donate $1,000,000, but did it thru the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation sent the $32.16 on to us with the Clinton family keeping the balance for ‘administrative expenses’.
When the Committee contacted Hillary about the rest of the money, after 4 phone calls and 3 deleted emails, she finally responded by asking us…
“What difference does it really make?”
Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000.00 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money … magnificent to say the least!
I will be contacting you shortly to discuss your donation.
Thank you,
The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
PS: The Committee has raised $32.16 so far. Actually, someone did donate $1,000,000, but did it thru the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation sent the $32.16 on to us with the Clinton family keeping the balance for ‘administrative expenses’.
When the Committee contacted Hillary about the rest of the money, after 4 phone calls and 3 deleted emails, she finally responded by asking us…
“What difference does it really make?”