Hellgate
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The older you are and the longer you've been married the funnier this is..........
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now, why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other [beeep] using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another [beeep]?"
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now, why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other [beeep] using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another [beeep]?"