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#3120711 - 01/08/18 04:16 PM The dangers of old age and golf!
hm1996 Offline
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Registered: 07/23/06
Posts: 14010
Loc: S. Texas
Richard Johnson, an elderly golfer accidentally overturned his electric golf cart.

A very attractive mature lady, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay thanks," he replied as he pulled himself out of the twisted golf cart.

She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." Richard took notice her silky bathrobe
revealing a very nice figure.

"That's mighty nice of you," the senior gentleman answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now, " she insisted.

She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.

The old guy was weak as he replied: "Well okay," and headed to her place.

After a couple of Manhattans, Richard thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now.
But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the golf cart, I guess!"
If what's ahead scares you and what's behind hurts you, look up; He never fails you.

If My people will humble themselves, pray, seek My face & turn from their wicked ways, I will hear from heaven & will forgive their sin & heal their land.

#3120953 - 01/09/18 08:57 AM Re: The dangers of old age and golf! [Re: hm1996]
TxPigKiller Offline
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Registered: 09/15/13
Posts: 702
Loc: Throckmorton County, TX
Can't say I didn't see that coming, after seeing the poster!
Warning, no filter between brain and mouth!

After 8 years in the infantry, fighting for your right to burn the flag, I have only one thing for you before you light it up. Wrap yourself in it first!!!

#3121446 - 01/10/18 04:32 PM Re: The dangers of old age and golf! [Re: hm1996]
newmexkid Offline
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Registered: 02/21/11
Posts: 942
Loc: Virginia
Gotta tell this one to my grandson!
HEY!!...You got my ammo??
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