Hillary Clinton Monument Committee

hm1996

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Quote:I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.


Yeah, I know, its old but it might be so old that some of the younger folks haven't heard it.
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Regards,
hm
 
Originally Posted By: Droopyfur2Originally Posted By: whyCan't believe they raised that much. Good one.

They probably cash in food stamps
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Nope! Russians.
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Regards,
hm
 
Originally Posted By: hm1996Originally Posted By: Droopyfur2Originally Posted By: whyCan't believe they raised that much. Good one.

They probably cash in food stamps
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Nope! Russians.
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Regards,
hm

Which Russian has only $2.16 ???
Sorry sounds like Stamp change after beer!
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