After closing time at the bar, O'toole, drunk was proudly showing off His new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong And a mallet
"What's that big brass gong?" Flannigan asked.
"It's not a gong, "it's a talking clock, " O'toole replied.
"A talking clock? says O'Shaunessy, Seriously?"
"Yep, it is" replied O'toole..
"How's it work?" O'Shaunessy asked, squinting at it."
"Watch, O'Toole replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong An ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The 3 stood looking at one another for a moment. . . . .
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "O'Toole,You BLOODY MICK!" It's 3:15 in the morning!
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