IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM

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Written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self-esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

I love this one.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...


Regards,
hm
 
Originally Posted By: NdIndyRoi, return on investment. If i'm writing the check i expect something in return.

We are getting something in return in a lot of cases, an I'm an entitled bum! Sure seems like they don't want to do anything about it for fear losing votes, and there are a lot of votes to be lost.
That girl makes many good points, one I SAW, not heard but saw when standing in line at a local grocery store. Young girl had prime cuts of meat and lobster tail along with other things, and pd. for it with an access card. I've said it before, they should only be able to buy stuff at a separate store or only specific items, yup, you want to eat lobster tail get a job!
Here's the best one! Woman on welfare hit the lottery for a pretty good amount, lost welfare for the 1 yr. that she claimed the winnings, and was eligible to get back on welfare the following year! WTH
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(was just looking for that one but can't find it). Multiple cases also of winners of 1M or more kept right on collecting food stamps and welfare benefits, apparently they could because some of the state lawmakers are looking at changing the laws to prevent it.
Wonder what happens if a welfare recipient wins 10M and blows it, probably right back on welfare!
 
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"If ya can't fix it with a hammer it is an electrical problem"

I used that at work the other day when we had printer problems!

This duck walks into the bar and looks at the bar tender and asks; you got any bread?
Bar tender; no
Duck goes to the bathroom comes back in and asks; you got any bread?
Bar tender; no this is a bar, we don't have any bread.
Duck leaves and comes back a few minutes later; you got any bread?
Bar tender; I'm getting tired of you crap, ask me that again and I am going to nail your bill shut!
Duck; you got any nails?
Bar tender; I ain't got no freakin nails, THIS IS A BAR!!
Duck; you got any bread?
 
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