Conversation between husband and wife

hm1996

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Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
$5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year it would be approximately $5400.00, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

Regards,
hm
 
Man, reckon how many times that conversation has actually occurred over the centuries. lol don't know about you guys but I don't buy beer, I just rent it for a bit.
 
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Yeah, it was the expense that helped me to quit drinking. Not had a drink now for 24 years.



Thank God sniffing glue is still affordable.


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Originally Posted By: RustydustYeah, it was the expense that helped me to quit drinking. Not had a drink now for 24 years.



Thank God sniffing glue is still affordable.


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Where's your Ferrari?
 
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