viper
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A man died and went to Heaven.
When he arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was there.
The man noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him.
"Hey, what are all of those clocks for?"
St. Peter said: "Everybody has a clock up here and every time they lie, the hands move".
"See that clock over there, it is Mother Theresa's, the hands have never moved because she never once lied"
The man said "That's Amazing!" "Whose clock is that over there?" St Peter said "That clock belongs to Abraham, he only lied twice his entire life, so the hands only moved twice". The man asked "Where's Obama's clock?"
St. Peter said "It's in Jesus' office, he uses it for a ceiling fan"
When he arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was there.
The man noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him.
"Hey, what are all of those clocks for?"
St. Peter said: "Everybody has a clock up here and every time they lie, the hands move".
"See that clock over there, it is Mother Theresa's, the hands have never moved because she never once lied"
The man said "That's Amazing!" "Whose clock is that over there?" St Peter said "That clock belongs to Abraham, he only lied twice his entire life, so the hands only moved twice". The man asked "Where's Obama's clock?"
St. Peter said "It's in Jesus' office, he uses it for a ceiling fan"