A few random thoughts

azmastablasta

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A few random thoughts
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you
can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about
the 195 lbs. I've gained.

I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?"

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.
Do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"?

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the [beeep] storm that's coming.

Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.'
If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need, not all
this, "how did you get in my house" business!

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.

What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their
nose?
 
Originally Posted By: azmastablasta
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their
nose?

I'll try to be a little more discreet.
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