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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street
from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go
in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and
parked in on the street between their establishments.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling
water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he ran out and asked
the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then said, "Oh," and ran back inside
the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hack saw, ran to the
back of the car and cut off the last two inches of the tailpipe.