Nailin Ma, right betwixt her goiter. Spinning her around on her wooden stump. Now this enraged Ma, as she was mighty proud of her ole goiter. Ma pounced on dat ole violated Bigfoot as he was a fixing to escape. She sunk her only tooth into his...
Catta-wumpas, which turned ole-Tom inside out...(no loss, eh). Den Bigfoot done crashed through the back screen door. With ole Ma a riding shot-gun on his stinky back. Ma, then whipped out her...
Ma wuzza rippin, Johnny wuzza gurglin, anna Bigfoot werea screamin, laka sissy. Bigfoot, den done broke free of ole Ma. Anna, commenced ta flat-out aflyin across da propurdy. He done ran rite inta...
He herd sumpin, a runnin his way. Bigfoot whirls around anna see's Ganpa. Makin a bonzai atteck, offen his flank. Ganpa wuzza kompletely neked. Only ting he'd had on, wuzza possum thong bakinni, Den...
sad-winder missa. Which den hit Ma inta mout, et plum knocked a big chip outa her only tooth. Well, da pain of it all, made Ma let outa big bellerin roar, lacka...
Mount'n Lion with a bad case of da piles and passin a bone. She spit dat tooth chip cross de yard and it hit lil Johnny right in da middle of his eyebrow. stuck there all yellowed an slimy like a.....
Ma, en it stuck plumb dab, inta one-a Ma's 2-humps. Well den, dis stinky yeller festerin goo. Came-a spraying outa her hump, lack "Old-faithfull" hitting Bigfoot, rat inta the...