THE ABSOLUTE WORST THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER:

[Fursniper]

Here is a video of a cowboy passing all the field sobriety tests. The female officer knew he was drunk and could not get him to fail, until he said this.....

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/mdamis/best-dui-ever

 

[dan brothers]

NOW THAT'S FUNNY....LOL

 

[OldTurtle]

I'm sorry, but if I'd been the officer, I'd have been more inclined to take him home...He has better moves drunk than most 'almost' sober guys I've tested in the past...

 

[BroncoGlenn]

Originally Posted By: FursniperHere is a video of a cowboy passing all the field sobriety tests. The female officer knew he was drunk and could not get him to fail, until he said this.....

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/mdamis/best-dui-ever

Sorry, was a scene from Reno 911 (Cops parody).

 

[Redfrog]

Cop says to me "You drinking?"
I said "You buying?"
We laughed and laughed.

I need bail money.

 

[wvyotehunter68]

Sobriety test are pretty easy to pass most of the time like for instance that thing they do with a pen and make you follow it just say u have had a bunch of caffeine.today it does the same thing to ur eyes that alcohol does and when u got to walk a straight line look at the end of the line not at ur feet. I've never drove drunk nor will I ever but I have partied with a few cops before. We just happend to get on this subject one night while we were a little buzzed. Lol

 

[wvyotehunter68]

The fun part is when they bring the stun gun out and some dumba,, volunteers to be shocked.

 

[Ben Jimmy]

Fake or not, the cowboy cracked me up!!

 

[Dave in DE]

true story:
years ago cop came to the front door one Halloween evening during dinner sister answered door and said "aren't you a little old to trick or treat" he didn't crack a smile. NO HUMOR!