"shoots lights out" Huh?

[Jeepdude1987]

Originally Posted By: junglekatI'am happier than a catholic priest at a playground full of kids

THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!!

 

[junglekat]

Easy as shootin fish in a barrel

 

[Chupathingy]

Uglier than a sack full of a$$holes.

My belly button is rubbing a blister on my backbone.

Busier than a one armed paper hanger.


Chupa

 

[Gerbs]

Shot him just to watch him die..... (J.C.)

 

[obaro]

This thing was asleep for two years, Chupa, and you go and wake it up. You on a study break or on the evening shift at the store?

 

[Chupathingy]

Originally Posted By: obaroThis thing was asleep for two years, Chupa, and you go and wake it up. You on a study break or on the evening shift at the store?

Ha! Nah, Hooked posted a link to the thread in another thread. I re-read it and had forgotten how funny it was and I remembered a few more. I got my studying in earlier today so I could watch the All Star Game.


Chupa

 

[trimble s6]

"Good enough for the girls I date"

 

[Rbreb13]

Dumber than a box of rocks on Quaaludes.

Far reaching

 

[cathntr]

"So hungry I could eat the a$$ out of a skunk"

"smells worse than a wheel barrow full of buttholes"

 

[cathntr]

I don't get it when people use the word fire to describe something they like. For instance, "this bowl of cereal is fire" Whats up with that crap?

 

[jrcampbell]

Had an old fella tell me after i missed a putt: you putt like i f#$k, too short and ya never get anything

Raining harder than a two c@#ted cow pi$$in on a flat rock. It was raining pretty hard that day

 

[yotehunter57]

Then there's "happier than a carp in a septic tank".
And "hornier than a two headed billy goat".

Shayne