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#2333310 - 11/17/12 01:37 PM The Hiney Winery
Powerfisher Offline
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Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 1824
Loc: Washington
Welcome To The Hiney Winery

The Hiney Winery was established in 1979 by Uncle Harry Hiney. He had the idea of putting his Hiney in a flip top disposable can. Family friends convinced him that his Hiney was too good to keep to himself so they bought the warehouse behind the library and the rest is history. Since that time people all over the area have been enjoying Hiney Wine.

The tradition is being kept alive by Harry’s two nephews, Big Red and Thor, who refuse to put their name on their Hiney until its perfect. That way you know that anytime you wrap your hands around an ice cold Hiney, it’s going to be the best Hiney you’ve ever had. The entire family is proud of their Hiney.
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Big Red, Thor, Ophelia, Selma, Ima, Rosey, Anita, Seymore, Lucie and Thor’s wife, Oma Aiken-Hiney are just a few of the Hineys that are part of the crack inspection team that checks every can for quality. Quality assurance and customer care ensures you that you are getting the best Hiney money can buy.

Next time you go shopping, ask your grocer where he keeps his Hiney. The motto of the HINEY WINERY says it all, “You only go around once in life, so grab for all the Hiney you can get”.
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#2333528 - 11/17/12 07:41 PM Re: The Hiney Winery [Re: Powerfisher]
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Registered: 03/23/12
Posts: 2725
Loc: New York
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#2340934 - 11/26/12 05:50 PM Re: The Hiney Winery [Re: Powerfisher]
canislatrans54 Offline
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Registered: 02/13/06
Posts: 11349
Loc: Salina, Kansas
Man, I haven't heard that in 30 years!!

When I was growing up, one of the local AM radio stations used to play the Hiney Wine "commercials" all the time.
They said it was made in a little town just outside of Salina, called Hedville.
Of course, it wasn't.
But a lot of people believed it, for a while! Hahaha
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