Two Presidents

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Bush and Obama, meeting in the oval office, Dec '08.
Obama: can I ask you a very important question?

Bush: shoot.

Obama: I need to know how to manage the country?

Bush: I prepared four envelopes for you, open them on the first, second, third and fourth year of your presidency.

Obama: Great I really appreciate your help.

In the first envelope he found the next advice: blame Me for everything.

In the second one: promise to give the people everything they need.

In the third one: say it's just temporary difficulties, we just need more time, the economy is improving, you'll see.

In the fourth one: Prepare four envelopes...
 
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