Ozark Charlie
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Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
cameup; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly settled the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He's a PR guy for John Kerry, but I was way too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
cameup; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly settled the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He's a PR guy for John Kerry, but I was way too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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