Gregtex
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
>glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
>soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold,
>she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation,
>he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
>
>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
>Convention in Chicago."
>
>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,
>sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
>Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
>business role at this convention?"
>
>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
>popular myths about sexuality."
>
>Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
>
>"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men
>are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
>who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
>Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
>actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the
>best
>potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
>
>Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
>sorry" she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
>don't even know your name."
>
>"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
>glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
>soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold,
>she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation,
>he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
>
>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
>Convention in Chicago."
>
>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,
>sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
>Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
>business role at this convention?"
>
>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
>popular myths about sexuality."
>
>Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
>
>"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men
>are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
>who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
>Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
>actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the
>best
>potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
>
>Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
>sorry" she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
>don't even know your name."
>
>"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."