A guy takes his monkey to the bar.....

AlphaDog

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A guy walks into the bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyones amazement, and somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"

The guys says, "No,what?"

"He just ate a cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays the bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

Two weeks later, hes in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey just did?" he asks.

"No,what?" replied the guy. "Well he stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprse me," said the guy. He still eats everything in sight but, ever sincew he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."
 
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