Time for the wedding

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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
 
Perhaps he'd be in a better mood when he found his "not good enough for my daughter" almost son-in-law behind bars. At least that would have been the case with me. I still think my wife's the lucky one; I don't care what the rest of the world thinks!
 
speaking of weddings....The four keys to a successful marriage are:
1)It is important to have a woman who is a good cook and a good housekeeper.
2)It is important to have a woman who has a good job
3)It is important to have a woman who likes quality time in the bedroom with you.
4)It is important that these three women never meet
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