the post office

jeffo

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My wife regularily sends packages. She used to make me stand in line holding them until I came up with this ploy. I'll scratch indiscreetly on the box, shake it gently as if something inside was moving around, and say things like, "You sure there's enough air in there for it?" "Did you pack some food for it, it's a long ways", "What if it gets out?", "Oops, it's getting antsy, I hope it goes back to sleep", "Are you sure this is legal?" Of course, there's only a couple books or something in the box, but you should see the faces of the other people in line. She doesn't let me go with her to the post office anymore. Aw shucks.
 
That sounds like something my brother in law would do to my sister. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I might have to pass this along.
 
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