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#2153371 - 02/16/12 04:20 PM Redneck Medical Directory
Powerfisher Offline
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Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 1802
Loc: Washington
This showed up on my desk today and wanted to share.....

Benign - What you be after you be 8.

Artery - The study of paintings.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.

Barium - What family do when kin folk die.

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan - Searching for a kitty.

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

D and C - Where Washington is.

Dilate - To live long.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fibula - A small lie.

Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.

Impotent - Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.

Morbid - A higher offer than what I bid.

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.

Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.

Rectum - Darn near killed him.

Secretion - Hiding something.

Seizure - Roman Emperor.

Tablet - A small table.

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor - More than one.

Urine - Opposite of you're out.

Varicose - Near by/close by.



Edited by Powerfisher (02/16/12 04:22 PM)
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#2153435 - 02/16/12 05:45 PM Re: Redneck Medical Directory [Re: Powerfisher]
JSharp Offline
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Registered: 02/16/12
Posts: 1
Loc: Lorena, TX
Very Funny...Thank you for sharing these.

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