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a guy walks into a bar with a small lizard n his shoulder. Bartender says " He's so cuuute! What his name?"
Guy says " I call him "tiny", because he's .........my newt."

Charles Dickens goes into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender asks ''Olive or twist?"
 
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Oh YeaH? Well a grasshopper goes into a bar. The bartender, says OMG a grasshopper. We have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says "Weird. You have a drink named Kevin????"
 
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