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#1522443 - 02/11/10 12:18 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: Kizmo]
doggin coyotes Offline
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Registered: 02/18/02
Posts: 10539
Loc: Colorado
lol lol You guys have came up with some doozies!! I'm LMAO at some of these.
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#1522449 - 02/11/10 12:23 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: doggin coyotes]
mad okie Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 02/08/10
Posts: 318
Loc: oklahoma
All the neighborhood dogs are ready to kick your a$$ after getting home with your new howler!
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#1522467 - 02/11/10 12:43 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: doggin coyotes]
HPW Offline
Die Hard Member II

Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 1179
Loc: Cheyenne, WY
Originally Posted By: doggin coyotes


If "Did you kill anything" are the first words out of your wifes mouth upon returning home, you may be a coyote hunter.


That happened not 15 minutes ago.


If you spend more time reading BLM maps then the newspaper each day then you might be a coyote hunter.
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#1522508 - 02/11/10 01:28 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: HPW]
kylesredapple Offline
Die Hard Member

Registered: 07/29/09
Posts: 539
Loc: New Mexico
Well, this thread sums up my life.

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#1522524 - 02/11/10 01:49 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: kylesredapple]
Dstrat Offline
Die Hard Member

Registered: 11/11/09
Posts: 574
Loc: Utah
If people walk in to see who you are kissing and your the only the there.

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#1522526 - 02/11/10 01:51 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: kylesredapple]
DesertRam Offline
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Registered: 04/26/01
Posts: 8574
Loc: Las Cruces, NM USA
If you give your 3 and 5 year old kids expensive custom calls and lanyards for Christmas and their birthays instead of Wii games, you might be a coyote caller.

If you think pretty wood coyte calls beat a necktie for Father's Day, you might be a coyote caller.

If you wake up on a bad weather day hoping all the roads are closed and you can't get to work (but you can go calling!), you might be a coyote caller.
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#1522538 - 02/11/10 02:00 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: DesertRam]
freefloat Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 01/02/10
Posts: 184
Loc: MN
If you have a lung full of necrotizing pnemonia but still can walk a couple miles calling in knee deep snow in sub zero temps you just might be.....

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#1522542 - 02/11/10 02:04 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: freefloat]
bigbuck28 Offline
Predator Master

Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 89
Loc: Cape Cod MA
if your truck smells like death from all the little pieces of meat trapped in your truck bed from baiting.....

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#1522547 - 02/11/10 02:06 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: wybob]
Dawgnut68 Offline
Junior Member

Registered: 12/16/09
Posts: 49
Loc: Southern IL
If you always travel back roads instead of highways in day to day travel, scanning each field, oblivious to the wife & kids complaining about the rough roads, you might be a coyote hunter.

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#1522554 - 02/11/10 02:11 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: Dawgnut68]
GJJ Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 494
1. Instead of talking in your sleep, you make a loud interrogation howl. And, your wife thinks you are crazy. (true story).

2. Your neighbors think some strange death ritual might be going on in your garage based on the sounds they hear.

3. You re-live every missed coyote in your mind over and over again until it drives you crazy.

4. You go out 5-10 times in a row, and get nothing. Yet, you are always excited just like a kid before Christmas before your next hunt.


Edited by GJJ (02/11/10 02:15 PM)

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#1522558 - 02/11/10 02:13 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: Dawgnut68]
yote_talker Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 112
Loc: La Grande OR
If your wife borrows your truck and the guy at the gas station comments on the "pretty coyote" in the back........


True story,she was sooooooooo embarrassed.
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#1522560 - 02/11/10 02:15 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: yote_talker]
Dawgnut68 Offline
Junior Member

Registered: 12/16/09
Posts: 49
Loc: Southern IL
If you're 30 minutes late for work and your boss says...did ya get'em?...you might be a coyote hunter.

If you've ever stole one of you wifes stuffed animals from her prized collection to use as a decoy....


Edited by Dawgnut68 (02/11/10 02:22 PM)

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#1522566 - 02/11/10 02:18 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: GJJ]
borkon Offline
Die Hard Member with a vengeance

Registered: 04/05/09
Posts: 4036
Loc: minnesota
you use the wifes lap dog for a decoy blush
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#1522583 - 02/11/10 02:35 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: borkon]
wybob Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 381
Loc: southwest wyoming
If you have a spray bottle full of coyote urine in your lunch bucket, you might be a coyote hunter.

If you've spent more time tryin to catch ole Wiley, than ole Wiley has spent tryin to catch the road runner, then you might be a coyote hunter.
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#1522587 - 02/11/10 02:39 PM Re: END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe) [Re: GJJ]
mossyoak92 Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 12/14/09
Posts: 331
Loc: Topeka, KS
-If you hate it when people ask if you "caught" anything
-If you've ever shown up for a work meeting wearing camoflauge bibs (true story)
-If at said meeting, manager is reading handbook rules and when it comes to "no firearms on Subway property" she looks you in the eye (same day as above)
-If you've ever shown up to school wearing your camo coat and had to quickly throw away empty cartridge casings
- You and your friends get a kick outta sitting in the back of the classroom blowing a distress call
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