I'll start

[White Eagle]

There once was a man from Nantucket........

 

[OldTurtle]

with a big pile of Oysters in his bucket..

I'll play...

 

[bluto]

sat down beside it and said, "my i think i'll...

 

[ozzy]

Shuck it!

 

[OldTurtle]

When along came a drunk with pants and shirt all torn,

 

[ozzy]

nevermind.

 

[OldTurtle]

I was at a party and they stole my wine.

 

[Rubenator]

though my memory is a bit foggy, it very well could have been my date "the swine"!

 

[White Eagle]

I find its tangled up in twine,.. now I don't fell so very fine

 

[okiesawyers]

I don't know if it's my date the swine, or just this cheap @ss wine !!! But this life is unfit for man kind !!!!

 

[Range]

Better have a beer so I can unwind.

 

[OldTurtle]

While lost in a fog, I met a lass, so kind, she walked me home, over hill and dale, but wouldn't loan me the price for another Ale.

 

[ozzy]

Ale, stout, porter, and lager. She took me home to meet her father.

 

[Yotegitter]

I guess i was a bother because he started to....

 

[bluto]

holler

 

[Rubenator]

So out the door I go, with my britches in tow!

 

[clayman90]

leavin' behind my cheap azzz hoe!!

 

[ozzy]

hoe hoe hoe bottle of rum

 

[OldTurtle]

I'm bored today and feel so dumb

 

[Verminator2]

'Cause I made like a bum with a bottle of rum...