Joke for the day

Posted by: GreatCanadian

Joke for the day - 05/16/19 09:17 AM

I was in a bar the other night and overheard three fat women talking. Their accents appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and politely asked, ”Hello ladies, are you from Scotland?” One of them corrected me and said “It’s Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!” So I apologized and replied, “Oh I’m so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?” I don’t remember anything after that.
Posted by: David Collins

Re: Joke for the day - 05/28/19 01:47 AM

Good joke, got a laugh out of me, here is mine: How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.